Sploosh: An Archer Quiz

Do you recognize the turtleneck’s potential as a tactical garment? Would you describe your outlook on life as “Outlaw Country”? Have you ever dreamed of commandeering an airboat? If so, you’re probably going to have a hard time (PHRASING!) reading on, due to your giant, throbbing erection. On Wednesday, July 15th we’re headed to the danger zone for Sploosh: An Archer Theme Quiz in cities around the country.

The quiz will cover all 6 seasons of the Archer TV series in all its violent, sexually deviant glory. It’s like if Steve McQueen and John Wu had a baby, and that baby is this quiz. You might want to leave the kids at home for this one since we’ll be covering the show from A to Z. For Zancy. Duh.

Our theme quizzes are $5 per player and we’re accepting cash only. Leave your bearer bonds and Kriegerands at home. Winners will take home a cash prize to spend on a fabulous trip to Whore Island, cocaine puddin’ or just gummy bears and scotch. Our regular rules apply. Teams are limited to six agents and you might as well re-record your answering machine message because phones are off limits. Cheaters will have sand rubbed in their eyes, and we don’t know if they grade it but it’ll be… coarse.

This isn’t “trivia”. That’s the Dane Cook of asking questions. This is Pub Quiz and we’re looking forward to seeing you July 15th.

Wednesday, July 15, 2015
Zeke’s Unchained Animal
3508 E Lake St.